I stumbled across this tumblr, highheelsandhangovers. Sounded like my kind of gal. Yeahhhh, she’s thirteen. What do thirteen year olds know about high heels and hangovers? I’d certainly hope nothing, or else her mama needs a serious wake up call.

alison-rose:

ugh so the bf thinks he might not be graduating until spring 11. i won’t know for sure until he talks to his advisor. if that’s the case i don’t know how much longer i can put my life on hold. i’ve already decided not to do anything from may-december of next year just so i can work and hopefully save money while i wait for him to finish school. but if he still has to do another semester i’m kind of fucked. i already think it’s a little ridiculous to wait until january 2011 to start school again and still not have my life together.

then again i could always start fidm next october to get a head start which begs the question where the fuck am i going to live from march-october? i could live in my friend’s garage, but that would only be until the end of summer. then where do i go from august-october.

fuuuuuck why the fuck does this have to be so god damn complicated.

 Um, Alison, why are you putting your life on hold? I know you love him and all but life’s too short to not follow your dreams. And this could just be my feminist bff manifesting herself in me, but boys will always be there, you have to look out for number one. In case you’ve forgotten, you’re number one. Don’t waste your life away just because UCF is dicking over your man.

I’ve decided what I’m going to be for Halloween! Now all I have to do is make my costume. It’s complicated… Crap.