November 2009
1 post
October 2009
17 posts
For the love of God, please don't rent out before... →
coeur:
(via the-lovah)
shaun!! can i come?!!?! when are you moving!!
Of course, my dear, I would love your company! And I’m not moving until may/june/july, depending. So it’ll probably be gone! Boo hiss. =[
I’m hoping if it does rent out, it will be on a short term lease. But, oh, I’m so in love with it. And that cheap?! I could just die.
Oh, tumblr;
I stumbled across this tumblr, highheelsandhangovers. Sounded like my kind of gal. Yeahhhh, she’s thirteen. What do thirteen year olds know about high heels and hangovers? I’d certainly hope nothing, or else her mama needs a serious wake up call.
fuckity shit fuck
alison-rose:
ugh so the bf thinks he might not be graduating until spring 11. i won’t know for sure until he talks to his advisor. if that’s the case i don’t know how much longer i can put my life on hold. i’ve already decided not to do anything from may-december of next year just so i can work and hopefully save money while i wait for him to finish school. but if he still has to do another...
For the love of God, please don't rent out before... →
I’ve decided what I’m going to be for Halloween! Now all I have to do is make my costume. It’s complicated… Crap.
How to get a life;;;;;
Applied at a smoothie place, to be an assistant to a health and nutrition cooking class instructor, and a preschool aid. Now if one of them would hire me, that would be great. Then I could join a roller derby league and I could have a life. It would be awesome!
Beastiality;;;
Shaun : [to Becca and Lucy] What the fuck is wrong with you two?!
Becca : What?
Shaun : You're, like, molesting each other!
Becca : We're sexual creatures
Shaun : You sick fuck.
So now I want to be an elementary school teacher, which means I have to fucking stay in college. This also means I should probably stop taking useless classes like history of motion pictures. Shit. I’m going to be in college until I die.
September 2009
21 posts
So I just read an article in Playboy titled The Case of the Missing G-Spot and Other Mysteries of Female Sexuality. Most of the doctors mentioned in the article were male. Excuse me, oh, I’m sorry ‘gents, but besides eating it, what do you know about pussy? I was expecting, after six pages, the article would tell me how best to get myself off. I am left sorely disappointed.
…Oh...
Becca : If you get pregnant I'll abort you in your sleep so you don't feel bad and you wake up and think you miscarried.
Shaun : Well, you'd have to drug me so I don't wake up, you know how light of a sleeper I am. And if you happen to leave twenty dollars under my pillow, I wouldn't be upset... Yes I just equated sneaky late-night abortions to the tooth fairy.
I’m really fucking dissatisfied with my life.
“Lady Gaga is performing here tonight! How can we celebrate 2009 without that...”
– Bahhahaha, love this!
When I grow up;;;
After I lose some of my weight and become a bit more flexible, I want to sign up for ballet classes. I gave up when I was a child because it was too girly. Now that I’m older I realize how beautiful and graceful it is. It’s an amazing art form, and I would love to be that in tune with my body. Won’t be able to pointe until I’m thirty? I don’t care. She is lovely.
Bloggosphere;;;
I know it’s stupid, but my tumblarity is as high as it’s ever been and I’m really jazzed!
Up until three talking to my crazy fucking boyfriend. He’s relatively new and I’m still trying to decide if he’s worth the trouble.
August 2009
15 posts
Beautiful Dirty Rich - Lady Gaga
Fabulous
Becca : I don't know why I'm trying to look pretty, it's only your boyfriend coming down. Well, one it makes me feel good and in the off chance that Travis comes over. Or Graham. Hmm.
Shaun : *Gives strange look*
Becca : Yeah, I know Graham's gay, but I'd let him go down on me at least. It's been awhile.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/spca-to-review-euthana... →
So, I’m going to Largo tomorrow.
Cash for Clunkers?;
Becca : Apparently because my car gets good gas mileage it's not considered a clunker, despite it being twenty years old.
Shaun : Yeah, your car is a piece of shit.
Becca : I KellyBlueBook'd it and it had zero value. How is it not a clunker? I n*gger-rigged half the shit in there just to make it run properly. Obama should know all about that, he grew up in the hood. I'm writing to Obama. What's his address?
Shaun : *Silence. Obscene laughter.* 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue...
Becca : Oh wait, stupid question.
New plan;;;
Finish college. In what, you ask? I don’t know yet. But after that, blow off culinary school, move, and study patisserie in France.
Good one.