Cash for Clunkers?;

Becca :

Apparently because my car gets good gas mileage it's not considered a clunker, despite it being twenty years old.

Shaun :

Yeah, your car is a piece of shit.

Becca :

I KellyBlueBook'd it and it had zero value. How is it not a clunker? I n*gger-rigged half the shit in there just to make it run properly. Obama should know all about that, he grew up in the hood. I'm writing to Obama. What's his address?

Shaun :

*Silence. Obscene laughter.* 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue...

Becca :

Oh wait, stupid question.