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Sep

Lady Gaga is performing here tonight! How can we celebrate 2009 without that fantastic woman? Now there’s been a lot of mudslinging and rumor mongering and rubish, people saying that she is a hermaphrodite. I think it is a disgrace that women cannot be successful, sexy, and have an aggressive sexuality without people going ‘Oh, she must be a bloke.’ That is sexist! And I would like to condemn the male dominated media for their disgusting treatment of this incredible woman. And if you haven’t worked out by now, yeah I’m trying to fuck her. And if I do pull her leotard to one side and find something a little extra there, I’ll just make it stiff and hang my hat on it.
Bahhahaha, love this!