16
Sep
- Becca :
- If you get pregnant I'll abort you in your sleep so you don't feel bad and you wake up and think you miscarried.
- Shaun :
- Well, you'd have to drug me so I don't wake up, you know how light of a sleeper I am. And if you happen to leave twenty dollars under my pillow, I wouldn't be upset... Yes I just equated sneaky late-night abortions to the tooth fairy.
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