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17

Sep

So I just read an article in Playboy titled The Case of the Missing G-Spot and Other Mysteries of Female Sexuality. Most of the doctors mentioned in the article were male. Excuse me, oh, I’m sorry ‘gents, but besides eating it, what do you know about pussy? I was expecting, after six pages, the article would tell me how best to get myself off. I am left sorely disappointed.

…Oh God, Brittany, I am turning into you.